A white lie is aversion of the truth.
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Puns from The Pundit
A curated shelf of actual jokes, groaners, PunToons, and annual selections recovered from The Pundit—not stray navigation labels or boilerplate scraped from old webpages.
17 verified puns
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17 puns shown · 17 currently verified and catalogued
In France they cook their omelets with only one egg. One egg is un oeuf.
There is not much fun in medicine, but there is a lot of medicine in fun.
Aisle, altar, hymn, thought the bride as she entered the church.
You can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Puns are their own rewords.
No pun in ten did.
Time’s fun when you’re having flies.
In England they do not have a kidney bank, but they do have a Liverpool.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
We repair what your husband fixed.
The best way to get back on your feet—miss a car payment.
We’re Number One in Number Two.
His computer sat there like a bump analog.
Life’s a glitch.